The Inexplicable Implosion of the Republican Party

I don't understand what is the major male function lately
but it looks to me like Sarah Palin is
seemingly committing politikal hari kari this afternoon,
right before God, the Nation and all to see.

Quite frankly?
I just can't believe it.
I'm in total denile.

Walk out on the people?
This isn't a game.
These are peoples lives were here talking about.
What gives you the right to call it quits?

I don't understand this maneuver at all.
Is she feeling alright?
I really have to wonder?
Wouldn't you wonder too?
This here's Sarah Palin were talkin about,
maybe she caught the crazies from Sanford.

Unreal.
It's sort of psychedelic and surreal
all at the same time.
Lost in the fog.

Can you see directly into the politikal haze of 2012?
Where is that dark horse?

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The Guard of Diocletian

You bad mothefuckers
Heatin' them up like St George himself.
Pour that fucking ammo on boys!
Let them have it.

I say:
Good on ya' Viper Company
Don't take any shit from no one.

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and then I swear
I hear someone shout!
"Slow your rate of fire, conserve the ammo!"
The fellas need ammo?
Are you fucking kidding me?
That really pisses me off.

Why is the system still not there yet?
Anyone?
Bueller?
Ich kann es nicht glauben,
daß er sich vor nichts fürchtet.

because you know what I really think?
I think Viper Company gets all the God damn ammo
it could ever want.

Call Out Kali Kali!

Just think of it?
Mind.
No one’s anything to anyone.
You’ve come back to this world
for nothing.

And for the few days of your life
they all call you master.
But they’ll drop that master soon enough
when the master of life and death shows up.

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And will she who you worried yourself sick for,
will she stick by you then?
The dear woman will sprinkle clovers
to clear out the bad luck.

The old Priest says:
When Death grabs you by the hair,
call out: "Kali!, Kali!"

Then what can He do?

Sex, and Politiks in Overdrive
(Don't Cry For me Argentina)

Govenor Mark Sanford!
You dirty dog!
Tapping that ass for more then a year?
You got some serious balls!
She must be super fine to throw it all away like that.

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I can't believe it man?
You had a shot of being the President.
Now?
I really doubt it.
Because this is craziness to hide it all these years.
You're crazy Mark!
absolutely crazy.

Say good bye to the old lady
and the family.
Unless she's totally nuts in my opinion.
There's no upsides to any of this.
Is there?

Fucking on the run!
The collapse of the American family.
Jon and Kate plus 8,
and now Mark Sanford onto that list.
What a day.

Burn Fucker Burn!

The master string puller finally reveals himself
in all his glorious tyrannical ways.
"It is time for your blood to be spilt."

I say: Fuck you man!

I thought the great Sultan was suppose to stay out of politiks?
What a load of shit that is.

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How much is your life worth
to this self indulgent dictator?
Not much apparently.

So now bow your heads Iran
to your new Overlord.
Bow your heads to your ultimate master.
Yes!
It's time to eat your own
in all of Saturn's glory!
Feast on the dead brothers!
Now eat!

I did not wish for this
and neither did you.
It's all his to kill.
His personal Hell on Earth.

This world of rule and punishment.

I am not blind.
I can see the blood.
Can't you see the blood too?
I think we all can see the truth now.

Fuck the Great Sultan of Iran!

Do you know what I think?
I think the Supreme Leader of Iran can go fuck himself!
That's what I think.
This new Shah can go fuck himself.

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I saw the Supreme Sultan's speech today
and his so-called "revolution" is over.
It's been over for more then 3o years now.
Why are you living in the past for old man?
(I think the he's losing it.)

Vote stealing
Vote rigging,
no good lying,
yellow belly,
son of a bitch.

Two hours to count over 35 million votes?
Who are you fooling?

It's a total lie to the Persian peoples.
The peoples of Iran
Is this your so-called Islamic democracy?
Your so-called freedom of speech?
His revolutionary words are meaningless.

You are being played by an amateur
from the back waters of Tehran.
Go play somebody else grandpa.

You got an old game.
That game is played out.
We've all seen it done before.

Count all the votes and seek your redemption.

I want my guys to step it up in this so-called
"Twitter Revolution"
whatever it takes to get the job done.

March On Iran! March On!

Hell yeah I'd pissed off too!
If my vote was stolen in a sham election headed up
by the Supreme Sultan of the Iranian Theocracy?
I'd be mad as hell too!

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March on Iran! March On!

How long would anyone want to tolerate this repressive theocratic state?
It's total bullshit!
I'm with the Iranian peoples on this one.
They don't deserve the politikal lies
woven together by these amateur hacks.
They may control the guns in Iran,
but they will never control the minds of the Iranian peoples
who deserve their righteous freedoms.

March on you Iranians! March On!

I'd torch the fuckers house
and burn the whole system to the ground.
They have replaced one Shah of Iran with another Shah of Iran.
They don't want an Islamic democracy.
They just want total control and economic ruin
sponsoring everybody else's house except their own.

March on Iran!

You better well believe it!
I've seen the pictures.
I've heard the the cries for politikal freedom.
It ain't no bullshit!

Yes March on Iran!
That's what I think.

March on brothers!
March On!